Let’s get one thing straight: You can’t really tell how large a man’s penis is unless you’re fully down there and assessing the situation yourself. (The exception being your dude isn’t wearing undies beneath his gray sweatpants.) But seriously, even dick pics with that good-good lighting can be a bit misleading, ladies.

Thanks to TikTok though, aka what I’d consider the best app known to mankind—pls don’t take it away,
government!—users are posting videos about whether or not men have big dicks based on...well, things not at all related to the size they were physically blessed with.


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Yup, these content creators are making vids that equate basic things men do (like, say, how they drive or how they watch Netflix) to whether they have a massive dong chillin’ between their legs. Some random examples include:

He communicates well = His dick is big. He lets you finish first = His dick is big. He doesn’t ask for your Snapchat instead of your number = His dick is big.

Similar to the whole concept of the whole Big Dick Energy thing, it’s less about actually having a hammer-sized penis and more about the air of confidence that exudes when having a hammer-size penis. See what I mean?

On TikTok, the sound on these videos, which goes “Oh, his dick is big” over a Doja Cat song, has been used well over 33,000 times. Even some of the individual TikToks are averaging, like, 500,000 views—and you know it’s super relatable content if it’s racking up those kinds of numbers.

Fortunately for you all, since this trend is literally giving me life, I’ve kindly taken it upon myself to curate an article of the best ones for your viewing pleasure. (Also because we must know men’s penises sizes for our own sleuthing purposes.) Below, 15 signs his dick is big, according to the very reliable source of TikTok:


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Here’s What to Do if He Has a Big Penis

1. He knows how to reverse his car in that super sexy way:


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2. He’s not intimidated by your lil buzzing friends and highly encourages the use of vibrators:


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mimi2352

so sorry I had to 😭😂 #fyp #fy

♬ i KNOW its big - 𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖍
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deanna.mag

Bonk LMAO #DialItForward #ImJealous

♬ i KNOW its big - 𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖍
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davidandhana

And that’s on healthy relationships 😗😗😗 #couplegoals #추천 #fyp

♬ i KNOW its big - 𝖙𝖆𝖘𝖍
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cyberdrags

I just like how soft my legs feel after #ThriftShop #DoItBold #DialItForward #SkateLife

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cassmcdonaldd

it really is #DoItBold #foryou #fyp

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hollieloulaird

and that’s on being mature and respectful #DOLLHOUSECHALLENGE #fypシ #fyp #respect #girlfriend #boyfriend

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1cedrik1

Like I’m so sorry but I literally cannot hear without them #auditoryprocessingdisorder #subtitles #lgbt

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mcsangbang

This is oddly specific but one of my favorite things my bf does 😂😂 #fyp #couples #thrift

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14. He will *happily* discuss all the Reality Steve dramz with you because he watches The Bachelorette:


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lexxifrillz

pack it up nba finals! #WorldSeries #GamingLife #bachelorette #bacheloretteabc #fyp #foryou

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caitlynhoffert

i hope this hasnt been done yet #ColorCustomizer #menvsboys #fyp #foryou #aman

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