Part 24: girlfriend Need... A PassportHello everyone. Today is going to be a quite breather update. It"s still work 3, so we"re still in top South Park.
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: The girls want to thank you for your help. We can go view them again whenever you"re ready.: All appropriate then, let"s go. You know the drill.
: brand-new Kid, the girl are very thankful because that you texting united state the abortion records.
: We space one action away indigenous finding out which girl among us is a two-faced bitch.
: Unfortunately, the record keeper at the abortion clinic is native Paris and so every little thing is created in French.
: whoever this two-faced skank is think she can outsmart us!
: We desire to aid you and also the boys play your game, but we simply can"t have a two-faced bitch the end there top top the loose. Just acquire these records translated for us, and also we PROMISE we will join your army. Sparkle.ALL: Sunshine!
: ask around. Maybe one of the various other boys knows French.Do you guys know someone who deserve to translate these records for us? No? Damn. Let"s go back to see if Kyle or Cartman knows what to do.
: What"s this? Council, gather around! This should be other the new kid needs our help with.
: Cinq femmes ont sobi un avortement... What language is that?: It"s some sort of weird Orcish. I"ve checked out this language before... In the Kingdom to the North.: Oooh, the Kingdom come the North...: everything is written on these papers is somehow the vital to us recruiting the girl to our army - is the what you"re trying come tell us, new Kid?
: Come on, sp-spit it out.
: obtaining that document translated isn"t going to it is in easy.
: come breach the kingdom to the north, friend will have to assume one more identity. Her name is no much longer Commander Douchebag. The is now "Larry Bobinski", native Cleveland.
: The quickest means to the Kingdom come the north is through the shed Forest. Head north, climate north again. North... A-and climate north.
: You"d better get a actual passport photo very first or friend won"t make it previous Border Control.: Greetings new Kid! Please think about our elven kingdom your home! just how goes the recruiting?: friend still got more friends come make. Great luck.: Hey command Douchebag! Where room the girls?: command Douchebag girlfriend were an alleged to recruitment the girls! What"s the delay?Well, i guess we"re currently Larry Bobinski. Stan"s likewise right. Us should get our photo taken first. I think ns remember seeing a photograph studio in town.
: Hi, below to acquire your passport picture taken? simply head into the room there and also we"ll gain started.
: Step in between the lights, please.Over ~ above the ideal is a room we have the right to raid.
he doesn"t look prefer Marlon Brando...
: That"s great. OK, smile!: Um... Carry out you have actually anything else you have the right to wear? might you try something else on?
Seems a reasonable request. Despite he does have dialogue (that ns didn"t screenshot) if you elect not to.: Yeah, it"s just... It"s just not working. Let"s shot that various other outfit.He"ll at some point force friend to readjust your outfit, for this reason no factor to undertake armor in our passport photo.
: Uh, no... Tell girlfriend what, how about just no shirt at all. Let"s try that.
: Nope, v this light us are simply gonna need you to lose that shirt.
: I"m just not emotion that shirt.
Oh, well when you placed it the way...
: yes that"s gonna work better. Below we go! Oh... Those trousers don"t work with the lighting. Might you roll up your pants, or -- you know what simply take -- take the pants off, too.
: Those pants just aren"t functioning for me.
: If you want a passport you space gonna need to lose the pants, pal.
: Okay, that"s good. Yes, really nice. Yes, an extremely nice. How around we shed the underwear?
: friend sick kid of a bitch! stop him!: You"ll never ever take me alive!
This is a fight friend can"t lose. Mine script has actually no fail dialogue, and the pedophile has only one "attack."
So go ahead and guess how this fight goes.: Tell my wife... Ns wasn"t that into her...
: Wow! good job, kid! You"re rather the fighter. Alright let"s get this over with. To speak cheese! Congrats, kid, you have actually your first passport.: Sorry around that earlier there. Almost all photographers space perverts, friend know.
Let"s gain dressed and get the fuck the end of here.
Kyle claimed to enter the forest and keep walk north. Sounds great to me.
North previous nazi zombies...
Oh hey, the worked! color me surprised.Video:
: HALT! This is as much as you go, buddy! ahead of you lies the great kingdom the Canada! the is accessible only come the most noble and valiant that people.: five no friend don"t! I have the right to see that you room not Canadian. And also there is just one means a non-Canadian can ever hope to go into the gates of our country. You should go back to her land and return here with... A passport.: Ah, I watch you have actually a passport! every right, hand that over.
: Papers appear to it is in in order. Very well, i hereby approve thee access to the great nation of Canada!
: open THE GATE!
: Oh, I"ll execute it. Organize on. There we go.
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: HALT! none shall cross right into Canada there is no - oh, never mind. I"ve seen your passport.
We"re previous the border. So following time? We endeavor into Mordor Canada.